“If you want to hit for average in this game, you have to be able to us...” — Nolan Arenado Quote

“If you want to hit for average in this game, you have to be able to use the whole field.”

“The best players in this game are consistent, year in and year out. That's what I'm trying to do on defense. It's harder to do on offense, but I'm trying my best to do that, too.”

“Listen, man: Playing in L.A. is my favorite place to play on the road. It's a lot of fun. It's just a great place.”

“The average person has one Fallopian tube.”

“I don't limit myself. I think that's what this lifestyle allows for you - freedom to sort of do more than the average housewife. The average housewife can't pack up with her husband and go off to Europe for a tour, 'cause usually the average housewife's husband won't let her go.”

“We're not trying to harass the average American. We need to convert this now to a risk-based system, with TSA concentrating and focusing on intelligence, on security, setting up again the parameters of which we do this.”