“The part that makes you unique is the bit people will like or fear, fa...” — A. A. Gill Quote

“The part that makes you unique is the bit people will like or fear, fall in love with, or try to avoid.”

“Other people's traditions look charming and decorative and exotic. They're nice places to visit on holiday, but you wouldn't want to live with one.”

“The one thing politicians will always vote for is more politics, so in 2000 they invented the post of mayor of London without ever really thinking what it was a mayor would do.”

“Avoid smoking while wearing gold teeth. Just as tobacco use can lead to yellowing of your natural teeth, it can also cause gold teeth to tarnish much faster.”

“Expectations are dangerous. I recommend not having any, if only to avoid disappointment.”

“The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a pedestrian.”