“I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, ...” — Dean Koontz Quote

“I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.”

“Being alone can be good. It's easy to find peace alone. But sometimes, being alone is a king of death.”

“We are coming out of a century that was taught that one way of looking at the world, that one form of behavior, is as valid as another. The idea of true evil has been blown away.”

“Despite demand, the BlackBerry avoided offering generalized web browsing support.”

“The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.”

“There is nothing worse than sitting in the make-up trailer knowing that the whole crew are twiddling their thumbs waiting for you to change your hair from straight to curly or up to down. Sometimes it can't be avoided.”