“Award shows in general are just lame excuses to stroke the egos of mil...” — Sean Evans Quote

“Award shows in general are just lame excuses to stroke the egos of millionaires, but the 'ESPY's' are an especially embarrassing example.”

“Attempting to squash your permeating stench of a loser by bum rushing every girl you come across is a bad look.”

“Preparing America's student loan crippled grads to enter a hopeless and crowded job market is no easy task, which is why we should show more love to our nation's professors.”

“I feel the first award any artist can have is his audience.”

“Nothing upset me more than the award of Companion of Honour to Eric Hobsbawm in reward for a lifetime of unswerving loyalty to the Soviet Union.”

“I've had my differences with Massive Attack, but you can't deny what they've done. They've changed the face of music. They should make up an award for them even if there ain't one.”