“There's a lovely character in 'Under Milk Wood' called Mrs. Ogmore Pri...” — Princess Michael of Kent Quote

“There's a lovely character in 'Under Milk Wood' called Mrs. Ogmore Pritchard and she's incredibly tidy and clean. She really is unbearably tidy and clean! And I terrorize my husband when he comes in sometimes from shooting and there's awful dead birds all over the hall that he calls me Mrs. Ogmore Pritchard.”

“I realized afterwards that Mountbatten thought I'd be good for my husband. He was our Cyrano de Bergerac.”

“In these old houses, I mean, we're here in the 17th century part of the palace and I can really belt out a tune if I want, nobody's going to hear me at all.”

“Then there is the worst part of Christianity, which is awful: power, corruption, manipulation... But then again, these feature are ever present in any organization.”

“When I think of the things that I want to write, I can never say them out loud because I know how crazy they sound. I know what things sound like when you haven't actually worked on the script, so I don't go around saying some of these ideas because they just sound awful.”

“When you're a little fat boy in any kind of school, you're just persecuted something awful.”