“When I was a kid, I hated being talked to as a kid. I don't know if al...” — Michael Feldman Quote

“When I was a kid, I hated being talked to as a kid. I don't know if all kids feel that way, but I seem to remember awful things in the crib, something like people doing baby talk in the crib and sticking their big, fat faces in there and scaring me. So I always talk to kids as if they were a person.”

“I tell people my only successful long-term relationship was with Jim Packard. He was my rock. I didn't realize how codependent I was.”

“I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.”

“I'm awful at hockey.”

“When I'm feeling awful, music is the only thing that releases the pressure. It's been the best psychiatrist I've ever had.”

“I don't know if I want to walk down the street and have everyone staring. I think that would be awful. I'm a pretty shy person, really.”