“I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, ...” — Hannibal Buress Quote

“I'm in awful shape. I'm trying to get in better shape. My girlfriend, she's in good shape. She gives me health tips sometimes, like, 'Hannibal, you're going to die.' Stuff like that.”

“You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and go, 'This is the first comedy show I've ever seen,' so you want to do well. If you do horribly at somebody's first time seeing live stand-up, well, you've not only tainted yourself, you've tainted a whole art form.”

“I have a lot of very happy memories of the Olympic Games, and the final against Nigeria and the goal mean an awful lot to me.”

“I drink lots of water, and I've been trying to do daily wheatgrass shots, but they're awful, and I have to plug my nose.”

“I've been in two long-term relationships and - this sounds awful - they were really helpful for writing heartbreak. It makes good songs.”