“An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of...” — Graham Norton Quote

“An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.”

“Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.”

“I'd like to retire at 50 but I don't want to sell papers in the middle of London on a Zimmer.”

“What Paris has done right is to make it awful to get around by car and awfully easy to get around by public transportation or by bike.”

“I'm pro-forwards. Do I want the Seventies to come back? No. The haircuts were terrible. Everyone stank. The food was awful.”

“I don't want The Cure to fizzle out doing 45-minute shows of greatest hits. That would be awful for our legacy.”