Death Quote by Robert Benchley — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”

“Surplus meant unnecessary. Not required.”

“If I lie down on my bed I must be here,”

“If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?”

“Men die. It's practically what they're for.”

“We're so old that the winds of age echo along our ribs and pick at our eye sockets. We could be gone tomorrow. A chill, say, or a little slip on the cliff side. I feel as fragile as a dried flower. I rattle a little in the moving air, but I'm only coherent dust-a shape of what once was. My essence is going.”

“...paradise is a world where everything”