Humor Quote by Robert Benchley — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”

“The only cure for a real hangover is death.”

“I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.”

“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.”

“Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce.”

“hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.”

“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation.”

“Where's Simon?" Clary interrupted.”