“What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly impro...” — Charlie Brooker Quote

“What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes you seem like a shallow, awful clown to any bystanders in the humdrum physical space you're posing in.”

“'MasterChef' delivers all the reassuring, cadenced repetition of an endless chore without any of the bothersome elbow grease.”

“I'm scared about everything. I'm an anxious worrier. I worry about the downside of everything.”

“If I could sing, that would be cool. But I can't. I mean, I physically can, but I'm awful. It's weird to be really bad at singing.”

“I love Sherlock Holmes. There's still an awful lot to steal from Conan Doyle. But within a tradition you can work in many different ways.”

“I really feel very blessed, and I don't forget it, either; there's an awful lot of wonderful talent in this world, and I just seem to be in the right place at the right time.”