“Having an awful landlord can be a good thing, it can bring you togethe...” — Josh Widdicombe Quote

“Having an awful landlord can be a good thing, it can bring you together as a household.”

“I really struggled with doing nine-to-five and just wanted to do something where it felt like I was in charge and I was doing something creative. I imagine if the first gig had gone badly I'd never have done it again. I imagine there's hundreds of people who could have been really great comedians and just had a bad first gig.”

“Everyone likes doing impressions of me. I'm easy.”

“There's an awful lot about our criminal justice system that is dysfunctional. Everyone who sets foot in a criminal courtroom will see myriad ways the system is dysfunctional.”

“It must be awful, being a homophobe.”

“I do like the ladies an awful lot. Surprisingly enough, it turns out ladies like me back; I'm a really good guy.”