“For TV you also get those pre-interviews when researchers ask you what...” — Jarvis Cocker Quote

“For TV you also get those pre-interviews when researchers ask you what you're going to say. The pre-interview drives me insane. If they've already decided the outcome, why don't I just hand in an essay? Maybe if we talk we'll find something out. I'd rather just have an awkward pause.”

“My route so far through life hasn't been particularly logical, or even thought out.”

“I do write songs with a political dimension to them sometimes, but I'm always slightly appalled by it when I do.”

“There's a marked difference between a sexual predator, coercion tactics, and a man hitting on someone with the intention dating/wanting to get to know a girl he likes, however awkward, unpolished it may be.”

“It's very awkward to watch yourself on TV because I hate the sound of my voice. It's those moments where you're like, 'I do that?'”

“'Reno 911: Miami!' is a terrible, terrible title, and all the reviews - good and mostly bad - nobody pointed out how stupid a title that was. But you can hardly come up with a sentence that's more awkward.”