“I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting ...” — Bruce McCulloch Quote

“I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.”

“I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.”

“Most of the people I know in bands, all they are concerned about is getting to do the next record.”

“What I love about research is when I'm having a bad day and I can't write, I'll just research some more, I'll learn some more and I'll have better command of the world of the film.”

“Everyone has a bad day now and then.”

“On a bad day, I'll still have a conscious thing in my mind reminding me that what I think of as a bad day is still a very good day in probably 90% of the world's population's eyes.”