“There are too many organisations - and the BBC is a fabulous organisat...” — Noel Edmonds Quote

“There are too many organisations - and the BBC is a fabulous organisation - that seem to think it's OK to badger, hector and threaten people.”

“Someone accused me of having 'gone off the rails' but I've never been on them hence the success and happiness I enjoy on a daily basis.”

“I've met so many politicians I absolutely despise.”

“Governor Scott Walker didn't know who he was messing with when he picked a fight with the hard-working union folks of Wisconsin. He must have forgotten that Wisconsin is the Badger State. And badgers are scrappy little creatures. We may look cute, warm and fuzzy, but we have a fighting spirit.”

“Badger hates Society, and invitations, and dinner, and all that sort of thing.”

“It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.”