“I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't la...” — Allan Carr Quote

“I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians, and it was a gig to raise money for a new church roof.”

“I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.”

“I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.”

“When I was holidaying in Greece as a young girl, I burnt my legs so badly that I could hardly walk for a week.”

“Movies used to be called the 'flicks' because they flickered badly: because 16 or 18 frames a second - which was those hand cranked movies on a single-bladed shutter - was really badly flickering.”

“The way we function in society - it doesn't make sense sometimes because it's all based on how you look and then how badly you should feel after you eat the food we just advertised. And then when someone in the public eye goes up or down, it's like a major moment.”