“I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if ...” — Randy Quaid Quote

“I don't trust Santa Barbara as far as I can spit. I am afraid that if I went back there, it's possible that I could be run through their system, their judicial system, and wind up in some county jail where I could be killed and I'm not gonna take that chance.”

“Now with the Internet, a celebrity is fair game, and it's all designed to sell advertising space.”

“When I was a kid and the carnival would come to the shopping centre, I'd go down and talk to all the people running the rides. I like that whole lifestyle, moving from town to town in a nomadic existence.”

“Barbara Feldon on 'Get Smart,' I wanted to be her.”

“When I had my television show, 'Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters,' it was my high hope to convert people to country music. It is wonderful and contagious!”

“I've always wanted to record a jazz record. I did one in the '70s with Barbara Carroll. It's been a journey.”