“When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for...” — Greg Fitzsimmons Quote

“When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp in Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Big Sur, and we'll just camp our way up the coast, and then we'll get to San Francisco and hang out there for four days.”

“There's so many ways to do stand up, and I think for awhile, people weren't really maximizing the freedom of it.”

“That is the thing about being a writer; your subject matter may not stay your subject matter if you break their trust by revealing personal and editorialized information about them.”

“I'll be forever grateful for everything Congresswoman Barbara Jordan did to pave the way for black women in politics.”

“Barbara Boxer is the most bitterly partisan, most anti-defense senator in the United States Senate today. I know that because I've had the unpleasant experience of having to serve with her.”

“When I had my television show, 'Barbara Mandrell and the Mandrell Sisters,' it was my high hope to convert people to country music. It is wonderful and contagious!”