“When dogs bark I always flinch.” — Fearne Cotton Quote

“When dogs bark I always flinch.”

“Cats rock. They are smart, cunning, naughty and very loving.”

“I do portraits - my dad's an artist.”

“There's something about supposed experts making millions of dollars to bark tired sports cliches that makes our blood boil. And it should.”

“For reasons that aren't quite clear I derive a weird and almost inappropriate pleasure from making a cake that looks like a decomposing log. Essentially, that's what a Buche de Noel is supposed to look like, complete with meringue 'mushrooms' poking out of the chocolate buttercream 'bark.'”

“The Barks of Trees are best gathered in the Spring, if it be of great Trees, as Oaks or the like, because then they come easiest off, and so you may dry them if you please, but indeed your best way is to gather all Barks only for present use.”