“People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they...” — Johnny Knoxville Quote

People try to challenge me in bars every now and then. As long as they're not physical I just walk away, but if they get physical then I just end up in a fight.

My parents said that I was nine months old and would throw myself out of the crib onto the floor continually. As soon as they left the room after putting me back in they'd hear a big bump and I'd be on the floor again.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

Everyone gets hurt, but I've probably had the most injuries.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

If a model is able to convey emotions in a 30 second commercial to make you buy soap bars, three hours is enough of time to sell a whole shop of that soap.

I love Kind bars - I seriously always have them in my purse because they're so yummy.

Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open.

Gymnastics is the type of sport where you can't take something that gives you more energy. Something may be great for the vault, but then you have the bars after it and you have to be more sedate for that.

Internet journalism is not a world we know very well at all. It's conducted more on the screen and less in bars, which makes it rather less useful for getting stories about people throwing up over one another, which is what one's after.