“I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I wor...” — Bobby Moynihan Quote

“I was a bartender at a Pizzeria Uno's for nine years. The people I worked with were amazing, but it was quite possibly the most miserable time of my life.”

“'SNL' is one of those jobs where you are constantly reminded of how lucky you are and that you get to meet some of these people whose work you enjoy. Then you get to meet them, and they are just wonderful people. It turns out wonderfully, and you have a great conversation.”

“In my mind, not in real life. My rap name will be Optimus Rhymes. Or the Notorious B.o.B.”

“After college, I spent a decade working the kinds of jobs that I write about - bartender, shoe salesman, kitchen man - while voraciously reading novels.”

“By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.”

“I was frustrated because I couldn't get going, as I was trying to figure out how to make films. I had various jobs, I taught a SAT class, I was a bartender, I had a day job at an office and was making short films.”