“It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub barte...” — Sean Evans Quote

“It doesn't matter how much game you think you have, no nightclub bartender wants to talk to you.”

“The problem with college kids is that they're ignorant to the browbeaten realities of living life in a cubicle and they have nothing but free time to get jacked up on MotherJones.com articles about oil companies.”

“Thanks to fantasy football and 'Madden' on Xbox Live there are legions of jersey adorning sports fanatics who think they're equipped to stand on the sideline with a headset.”

“I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.”

“I'm a bartender's son. Some things you never forget.”

“I'm a businessman, not a bartender.”