“Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.” — Erma Bombeck Quote

“Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.”

“Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.”

“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest.”

“Growing up, I actually wanted to be a professional baseball player instead of a radio DJ. Believe it or not.”

“Baseball is dull only to dull minds.”

“You know, it's a different deal - throwing a football as opposed to throwing a baseball.”