“I transplanted my brain into 'HQ' and that's where the dark corners of...” — Scott Rogowsky Quote

“I transplanted my brain into 'HQ' and that's where the dark corners of my mind got exposed: Pop culture, '90s baseball, 'Simpsons,' 'Seinfeld,' 'Mr. Show,' Phish, Grateful Dead.”

“I've had my fair share of tweets, DMs, emails, Facebook Messages and friends trying to set me up with friends.”

“I was 20 years old and I said, 'Okay, if I can't get on TV by 25 then I'll consider another career.' You have to give yourself these arbitrary deadlines just to keep yourself focused and on track.”

“Any teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball, I think I set a terrific example of 'Don't do this' and 'Don't do that.' And that's one of the things that I'm most proud of.”

“The baseball held was my fantasy of what life offered.”

“It's a beautiful thing, baseball.”