“Basically I'd been going blind very slowly since I was born and so did...” — Chris McCausland Quote

“Basically I'd been going blind very slowly since I was born and so didn't even really notice it happening. Like the frog in the pan of boiling water.”

“Doing 'Strictly' has been so emotional - the support we've had, the relief getting through every dance, the reaction in the room.”

“I was a huge standup fan, so used to get videos every Christmas: Alan Davies, Jack Dee, Lee Evans.”

“I love singing - singing was basically kind of my passion before ventriloquism.”

“Basically speaking, conducting is quite a healthy profession.”

“Whenever there's a big story with vast potential to get social media content and find out what's happening, your first object is to prod into that and then test it to see whether it's valid. If you don't do the second part, you're basically a bilge pump.”