“The bath, for me, was always a place to relax, to retreat from the hel...” — Tim Key Quote

The bath, for me, was always a place to relax, to retreat from the hell of modern-day life. A sanctuary.

I think Michael McIntyre is great. I find it perplexing when people criticise him. He is standing up in front of 20,000 people and making them laugh. I'd love to be able to do that.

I used to be really good at squash until I did my shoulder in.

Ross Raisin is amazing. He wrote 'God's Own Country,' which was splendid. 'Waterline' is even better. A beautifully realised nightmarish vision of a man's descent to rock bottom.

I love 'Nuts in May.' A simple tale about a couple of well-meaning campers, determined to have a nice time in the country but thwarted by that classic fly in the ointment: 'other people.'

I love a good hot bath with candles and a bit of Matey bubble bath.

I will never have anything that is remotely technical near my bath time. I completely zone out and stare up at the ceiling. For me, it's like a form of meditation. It's a time where I can just actually turn off.

If you sit in a bath of pineapple chunks, it can kill you. That's well documented.

I've been told the weirdest things: 'Yeah, I love taking a bath to your music!' or 'I gave birth to my daughter while listening to your music.'

Most of the time it's the parents who recognise me. They try to tell their kids, 'Look, it's Giselle,' and I say, 'No, no, no, don't ruin this for them,' because I'm usually standing there with my hair sideways and no make-up on. And the kid is saying, 'That is not Giselle. No way. That is some worn-out girl who really needs a bath.'