“I don't like those little places with low ceilings, where everyone tel...” — Rick Owens Quote

“I don't like those little places with low ceilings, where everyone tells you the food is wonderful but the bathroom is on the other side of a paper-thin wall. It's disgusting.”

“Fundamentally, the world is not that sophisticated. A lot of it is very crude, cruel, and barbaric.”

“I do Xeroxes of my past collections and then I draw over them to see where I'll go next.”

“I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the best intentions, but usually it fails.'”

“If you get rid of emotion for a minute and think about the threat of terrorism statistically, it's not even there. The probability that you will slip on a wet floor in your bathroom and die is a thousand times higher than the probability of you dying as a result of terrorism.”

“I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.”