“Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put th...” — Richard M. Nixon Quote

“Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.”

“Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.”

“If an individual wants to be a leader and isn't controversial, that means he never stood for anything.”

“One of the things that I do that I've found from being newly married is that my husband and I, we go in the bathroom and brush our teeth together. And that's when we talk about what's going on in the day, so we get to bond that way.”

“I had trained myself not to go to the bathroom throughout my elementary and junior high school years because I was bullied. And you don't understand why you're being bullied, so you just suppress it.”

“Like most sensible people, you probably lost interest in modern art about the time that Julian Schnabel was painting broken pieces of the crockery that his wife had thrown at him for painting broken pieces of crockery instead of painting the bathroom and hall.”