You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
“You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.”
— Art Donovan · Bathtub
The World Motivation
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
“You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.”
— Art Donovan · Bathtub
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
I went to college to play football, not to study it.
I guess telling stories is an art. I never looked at it that way. I just started talking, and everyone started laughing. So I kept talking, and they kept laughing.
I tell people Baltimore is lucky to be rid of the Colts, they're so lousy, but I don't mean it.
Both sides of my family had come from Ireland in the 19th century for the same reason: There was nothing to eat over there. Since then, I've tried to make up for the potato famine by making the potato the only vegetable that passes these lips.
I can't even handle a spider in my bathtub. I'm scared of the dark, and I've got ultimate, epic bug phobia.
Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub.
Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.
I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn't worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub.
I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from college. I don't care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma.