“I played Li'l Abner and Batman in school plays; I wanted to be an acto...” — Maz Jobrani Quote

“I played Li'l Abner and Batman in school plays; I wanted to be an actor to play all these different characters.”

“Trump doesn't go a day without worrying me. It seems like every day there's something new.”

“You know, funny can be universal.”

“There's a lot of good superheroes out there to pick. Batman's always been my favorite. Batman thinks of everything. Batman's always prepared.”

“I went and met with Tim Burton for the role of Batman. But I just couldn't really take it seriously; any man who wears his underpants outside his pants just cannot be taken seriously.”

“I am always a sucker for the underdogs. I love Batman and Superman, but when it comes to the guys who don't stand in the front of the line, Aquaman is one of the key guys for me. He's so much fun to work on.”