“Food recommendations are a must, but be careful. A friend went to a ca...” — Sarah Millican Quote

“Food recommendations are a must, but be careful. A friend went to a cafe I'd suggested and got food poisoning.”

“I've written four jokes ever about cakes. But because they were show jokes, they were on the telly a lot. And everywhere I go people give me cupcakes. I don't eat them, I give them away.”

“When you look out at somewhere like Hammersmith Apollo and all those people have come just to see you on that night, it's overwhelming. You can't rest on your laurels. This tour's got to be better than the last one because I want people to come to the next one.”

“The audience includes subscribers, so you have to be careful.”

“Be careful not to start a company that really belongs as a feature of another company, like the 25 Twitter URL shortener companies out there. Pick a real problem that's here to stay.”

“I feel like people are just waiting for me to fail, so I have to be careful what decisions I make in my career.”