“Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some beari...” — Garry Shandling Quote

“Because I am afraid of commitment. This movie certainly has some bearing and is some reflection of my real feeling about relationships, because I do have commitment issues. My friends tell me I have intimacy problems, but they don't know me, so who cares what they think?”

“It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.”

“I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.”

“I've always loved reporting from the field most of all. There's something about doing live TV and being there as it happens that's always appealed to me. I think there's great value to bearing witness to these events as they're actually happening.”

“My having HIV has no bearing on my business.”

“What do we do about climate change bearing down upon us?”