“I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be bea...” — Woody Allen Quote

“I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.”

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

“Eighty percent of success is showing up.”

“I really love that 'I Can Feel the Heart Beating as One' Yo La Tengo record a lot.”

“The sixth move of doom? Yeah. So John Cena went to China, took some lessons, and all of a sudden, now he's got a bad palm strike. Listen, I've been traveling the world for years and I've been beating up people with martial arts techniques from far superior styles and techniques. So, I ain't worried about that.”

“When I did 'Sink or Swim,' there was a moment in Lake Windermere where I struggled, and I felt for the first time in as many years as I can remember, that my disability was beating me.”