“I was always drawn to beautiful women.” — Alaska Quote

“I was always drawn to beautiful women.”

“I wanted a song my 6-year-old niece could listen to in the car. 'Everyday is Christmas' sounds like a sweet sentiment, but in reality if every day were actually Christmas it would be a candy cane-riddled hellscape from which the human race could never awaken. So we're lucky it is just a lighthearted Christmas tune.”

“I like to say that I am based in Los Angeles, but I mostly reside in airports.”