I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
— Mitch Hedberg · Because
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I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
— Mitch Hedberg · Because
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“I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.”
“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”
“A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.”
“I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.”
“I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.”
“I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.”
“It was obviously a pretty hectic development schedule and we put a huge team on to it but it paid off because we continuously get complemented on the finished product.”
“It's so unfortunate because people have become so comfortable being mean.”
“If you didn't want to believe in me, that's OK, because I'll make a believer out of you.”
“I love dessert. I can't be guilty about it because I have to taste everything. I experiment.”
“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”
“You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.”