“You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your...” — Chelsea Handler Quote

“You either become like your parents or you become the opposite of your parents. And I like to think that I'm the opposite of my parents.”

“MTV is known for their huge budget.”

“I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job.”

“You never know what cases are going to become significant and the Supreme Court is part of that story.”

“For me, the intellect is always the guide but not the goal of the performance. Three things have to be coordinated, and not one must stick out. Not too much intellect because it can become scholastic. Not too much heart because it can become schmaltz. Not too much technique because you become a mechanic.”

“I want to try to become the best golfer in the world.”