“Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in ...” — Sydney J. Harris Quote

“Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.”

“Knowledge fills a large brain; it merely inflates a small one.”

“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.”

“I can get ready in five minutes, but getting out of bed takes forever.”

“They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get out of.”

“Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.”