“This is real beef. Me and Stevie Wonder. He took my girl from me. We w...” — Deon Cole Quote

“This is real beef. Me and Stevie Wonder. He took my girl from me. We went to this concert. I told her she can go meet him, and she went and met him, and she came back and she was like, 'Man, here go $100, why don't you take a cab home.'”

“There's nothing that I would never not talk about, but I would do it in a classy way.”

“Yeah, absolutely - comedy saved my life.”

“Beef also was difficult to be procured and exceedingly poor; the price nearly sixpence farthing per pound.”

“I grew up on a dairy and beef farm.”

“I used to eat a lot of fish, but I've been shying away from it because of the mercury thing. I eat more beef and chicken now.”