“I always tell Phil we're like the party poopers. If we ever get invite...” — Jeanie Buss Quote

“I always tell Phil we're like the party poopers. If we ever get invited to a player party, between the two of us, we're like the downers. Like, 'Put down that beer!' Or, 'Should you really be eating those nachos?'”

“Who wouldn't want to own the Lakers?”

“You can't just live in the past, peddling the '80s Showtime Lakers, and expect everyone to know what that is. We have many fans who weren't even alive in the '80s.”

“We will all look back on the Trump presidency as reporters one day over a beer, and say, we were there, we covered it all, and what a trip it was!”

“My first time overseas was taking 10,000 tons of beer to Vietnam.”

“I've never had a beer I didn't like.”