“Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus ...” — Katie Aselton Quote

“Okay, sense of humor: plus one. Being able to laugh at yourself: plus one. Being able to laugh at other people without being mean: plus one. Vanity: minus one.”

“You put three girls in a house, and all of a sudden before you know it, you're talking about boys and drinking whiskey, and things go down and you get deep real quick.”

“I have a very hard time picturing myself in a room with some type of goo oozing out of an air vent and killing me; that doesn't really scare me because I don't think that's going to happen to me.”

“I don't have to go through life being mean or having a stern face just to play basketball. I enjoy the game and play it how I like to play it.”

“My one criticism with Georges is, I wish the guy would finish more people, because I know that he has the ability to. He's the best guy I've ever fought, and I just wish he'd go out there and do that to everybody else, the way he made me feel in his two wins. I'm not being mean, I'm just being very honest.”

“I'm sure I tried being mean at one point, and I don't think it worked. It's too much work.”