“There's very few things you can do as an individual because the proble...” — Simon Amstell Quote

“There's very few things you can do as an individual because the problems are systemic. But if you want to do one thing to stop human beings from ceasing to exist, then have a chickpea!”

“This will perhaps sound arrogant but it comes after a lot of thinking about it - there's nobody better at being Simon Amstell than me. I'm really good at that.”

“Whether I'm sat next to a pop star or in the middle of a stand-up show, I'm interested in saying the thing that isn't being said.”

“I have not worked with farmers. I have not worked with prisoners. I have only worked with human beings. I didn't see anybody as anything other than that.”

“We're all human beings; people make mistakes.”

“The price of hating other human beings is loving oneself less.”