“But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the beli...” — Alexei Sayle Quote

“But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.”

“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.”

“The journalists have obviously failed to capture my innate magnetism, humour and charisma, and they all need to be fired from their newspapers right away.”

“I am not wrong in the belief that its public funds are more secure than those of all the European powers.”

“The latest wrinkle is on wrinkles. There is a widespread belief that women can't grow old in television news.”

“Superstitions and belief in magic are perennial in just the same way as religion, and something near to being universal among mankind; and why this is so may be interesting, but in most cases the beliefs themselves are devoid of interesting content, at least to me.”