“I love small-business owners, and I actually love the idea of vintage ...” — Mary H.K. Choi Quote

“I love small-business owners, and I actually love the idea of vintage clothing, but I don't get when they pretend that the Internet doesn't exist or that other customers have never been to the whole rest of the country where you can rummage around and buy the same dang belt for a buck and a half.”

“Pirates, me hearties, are the Patronus of the freelancer.”

“LaCroix sparkling water is absolutely delicious.”

“If someone gives you a belt buckle, it's like a piece of jewelry. It has the same sort of emotional significance. It would be something you would intend to keep forever.”

“I don't care where I am in the rankings or anything like that - I just want a UFC belt.”

“I definitely want to defend my 145 belt.”