“I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben...” — Sarah Silverman Quote

“I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.”

“I'm always writing; I'm always jotting things down on paper or making notes in my iPhone. Then I'll make myself sit down and kind of shape it up, but there's really no other way to practice other than onstage.”

“What are the chances there is a God, really?”

“This is the Ben Crump model: He goes into a city, creates a narrative, cherry picks facts to establish, to prove that narrative, creates chaos in a community, misrepresents the facts, and then he leaves with his money, and then asks the community to pick up the pieces.”

“The upside to smoking is that you get to be social. I was looking for a light when I bumped into Ben Harper's manager. A couple of days later, Ben and I were in the studio.”

“Ben Askren had never been knocked out when I got a hold of him.”