“I have a certain perspective and intolerance for people who try to twi...” — Harris Faulkner Quote

I have a certain perspective and intolerance for people who try to twist and bend whatever the truth might be.

You don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

You have a finite amount of people who watch at a certain time every day. But when you have that kind of success that 'Outnumbered Overtime' continues to have, it's gotta be a broader audience. I'm really thrilled about that.

Getting into network television was tougher than I thought it was gonna be.

Having a parent who served in the military has made me a better journalist.

If my ship sails from sight, it doesn't mean my journey ends, it simply means the river bends.

A guitar is so tactile, and when you're playing bends - and bending notes is a big part of my style - there are so many notes within the note you're bending from and the note you're bending up to.

Whenever I leave Manhattan, I get the bends!

I worry about Zimbabweans. They bend, they bend, they bend, they bend - where do the people break? How long can they go on scrounging for food in garbage dumps and using the moisture from sewage drains to plant vegetables?

I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.