“The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begi...” — Carl Hiaasen Quote

“The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.”

“Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.”

“Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.”

“When you are in the musical theater and you are someone who looks like me, you are constantly bending yourself, bending your voice to fit the job they've given you.”

“The guitar is a funny instrument because you have bendable strings and distortion - there's a potential for noise. It is more exposing. Actually controlling the instrument, using proper vibrato, bending notes in tune, not fretting too hard, controlling the noise is a skill in itself that takes many years.”

“I've always worked with different mediums whether it's melting gold to make teeth, working with wood and paint or bending sound in a music studio.”