“I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupi...” — Joan Rivers Quote

I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It has taken off. We are the number one show in England on E! Who knew?

I will only praise someone who can't take anything away from me.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

I've always been salaried; I've never owned anything. I've done very well, lived very well.

I was not an attractive child. When I didn't use my Girl Scouts uniform as a uniform, I used it as a tent.

Pale hands I loved beside the Shalimar, where are you now? Who lies beneath your spell?

I could open a thousand Excel documents and still never think to scroll past a wall of empty rows to see if, hidden beneath them, there is a tab I need to click. Just doesn't occur to me. Because, design.

From birth, man carries the weight of gravity on his shoulders. He is bolted to earth. But man has only to sink beneath the surface and he is free.

There is sometimes a feeling in crime fiction that good writing gets in the way of story. I have never felt that way. All you have is language. Why write beneath yourself? It's an act of respect for the reader as much as yourself.