“I have a sidekick, Keith Robinson, who's very funny. I've known Keith ...” — Wanda Sykes Quote

“I have a sidekick, Keith Robinson, who's very funny. I've known Keith for over 20 years; he's my best friend.”

“If I'm talking about something current, a current issue or something political, it's because I was able to read it when I was on the plane getting to the gig... a lot of it happens when I'm on the road because when I'm home, you're just mom, and that's it.”

“I was working at the NSA. I don't know, I was just bored. I just knew that's not what I was supposed to be doing with my life.”

“Do you know why dogs are man's best friend? It's because they're not in politics.”

“My best friend was really cool, and she went to a youth theatre in Paisley, so I thought maybe that's the way to do it. I went along, and I immediately found something I was passionate about and really enjoyed.”

“For as long as I wanted to swim, I also wanted to do something on TV. My best friend in high school, we used to pretend like we had a TV show, and we had this dream of being the next 'Kate & Allie.' Having that kind of a shtick.”