The World Motivation
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
“I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.”
— Henny Youngman · Bet
I played a lot of tough clubs in my time. Once a guy in one of those clubs wanted to bet me $10 that I was dead. I was afraid to bet.
That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Why don't Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.
You look like a talent scout for a cemetery.
When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
I remember, I used to get off a bus, and if there was someone sitting in the station, I remember thinking maybe they were from Shin Bet and came for me.
I'm sort of an old soul, and 'You Bet Your Life' with Groucho Marx is the best game show of all time, in my opinion.
Learn to bet on yourself and have confidence in your own decisions. No one knows your business better than you.
I bet I would make a really good daughter-in-law.
Someone 'big' will get thrown out of their Trials or at the Olympics. I would bet my house on it.