“I've had a few jobs, but if you want to be a writer, you're better off...” — John Cooper Clarke Quote

“I've had a few jobs, but if you want to be a writer, you're better off getting a job that doesn't require that you do anything.”

“I'm a great believer in the capsule wardrobe - a wardrobe where's there's a limited palate of black colours.”

“I eat like a pig. Tripe is the only thing I won't eat.”

“I have nothing to do with Facebook or the Internet - I don't know how to use half of it; I think I'm better off.”

“With more women in power, the world would be better off.”

“You can put yourself to the purpose of others, and in doing so, you can be better off.”